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JUST WATCHED TV FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES BEFORE I REALIZED IT WAS JUST THE INTRO SCREEN. — YES, I WAS HIGH

TRIED TO SIGN INTO MY BUILDING WITH MY DEBIT CARD... — YES, I WAS DRUNK

CRIED AFTER REALIZING BED LOOKED LIKE A BED — YES, I WAS HIGH

THE FIRST TIME I TOOK SHROOMS WAS BEFORE I WAS GOING TO A PARTY AT A FRIENDS HOUSE. I WAS TOLD THEY WOULD TAKE ABOUT 2 HOURS TO KICK IN, SO I TRIED TO TIME IT BEFORE THE PARTY STARTED. ONE EMPTY STOMACH AND AN HOUR LATER, I WAS HITTING EVERY TRASH CAN IN THE STREET WITH MY CAR, THINKING I WAS A REAL LIFE MARIO CART PLAYER... -YES, I WAS HIGH